When getting out of the pool…

sergiovargott:

Expectations:

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Reality:

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landorus:

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

(Source: landorus)


aloneforgood:

selfies

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(Source: swamped)


xydg:

i wonder what its like to be attractive enough to have random people have crushes on you 


lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.


nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ


the-fake-commander-shepard:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

(Source: shepardism)


heislikefireburningthroughtime:

my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”

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(Source: wiiiinchester)


sidnugget:

when did i get this fat


snapchatting:

drawing is fun until you realize how much better other people are at it than u


exhists:

i still cant walk past a group of people at school without looking away and hoping they don’t see me

(Source: trait)

sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned
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